'Tis the season for excessive perspiration about the groin and buttocks. Men who work out of doors — policemen, postmen, Fuller Brush® salesmen — or those who play in the heat — golfers, cyclists, ad agency showboats circling the softball base path — are especially vulnerable. As I Understand It™, left untreated, male pattern perspiration can lead to discomforting rashes, embarrassing odors or diminished sexual emissions. Fresh Balls® moisturizing lotion is specially formulated with anti-irritants and anti-bacterials to keep your undercarriage clean, fresh and dry. ‘Twas a time when a splash of talcum or a warm, soapy toweling of one’s nether extremities was the order of the day. Now a dollop of Fresh Balls™ nips that “not-so-fresh-feeling” in the buds.
