Well I’ll be a Monkey’s Relation! If it isn’t the Living Christ himself: Skateboard Jesus®, in full-tilt Nazarene regalia! On a day of worship, no less, bustin’ sick moves at the skate park! You got some fierce rails there, long-haired Lamb of God. The better to mongo-foot through the half-pipe, kickflip off the vert ramp, robe flowin' and mad skillz showin'! Playa’! One imagines his loose-limbed Lordship having absolute control over the rotational inertia that keeps his Holiness spinning 180, 360 or 5-bloody-40, or a quick call to his Heavenly Father resets the centripetal forces in his favour. Brilliantine! Delighted to see you grabbin’ air — and consenting Gen X bum, one presumes, haha! — on this fine day. GodSpeedo®, holy rolling Citizen Deity!
