The Original Brush With Greatness

Well, as I live and breathe dangerous levels of Corona® branded viral toxicity! If it isn't the bloody Fuller Brush® man! In the "fleshy" — as defined by the Crayola® Crayon Company — handshake at the ready! Cleared-eyed and confidently manning his corner of the store, or rather, e-station!! Bravo, top-hatted young Citizen TanSuit™! Your toothsome, cheerful countenance, quality mop heads and bristly brushes are a welcoming sight, indeed. Dazzle us with your wares, sir! What's that now? A scrolling of your online offering indicates you carry multi-surface spray cleaners and citrusy de-greasing agents? Marvelous! We'll take one of these, two of those and another of the other. Tally it up and we'll have the debit numbers entered in a jiffy. Alright almighty! Do us the favor of having Master Bezos fire up the little helicopter thingy and drop our delivery at the station house door poste haste. Righto!