Yours Truly Dooley's — the deadbeats and miscreants have taken to the Arnold "Al" Gore Memorial Misinformation Superhighway™ with wanton abandon on this, the heathen's unholy day. Whilst Twitternet™ trolls scheme and pillage, our station house patrollants are responding unkind, taking to the chatrooms and squalid Stumblr™ pages like foot soldierers at an unsanctioned — unmasked, it should be noted — gathering of longhairs (pictured). We are forging into valleys of dank darkness with chins up, shoulders back and ballsacks tucked. Let mirrors shatter and black cats scatter! Godless, luckless brazen be damned! Friday the 13th is our lucky day!
