As is our tradition, Yours Truly O'Dooley™ and the station house squadron are officially paying no nevermind to the daft ole' ditty, "they're hanging men and women for the wearing of the green" — surely a tall tale told in the wake of rebellion or an honest English mistake — and festooning the shanty with kelly-coloured tinsel, streamers and shamrocks, non-offending "Erin Go Braless" buttons and, importantly, a plentitude of Irish Spring®, a fresh-scented deodorant sudsing agent non pareil, one that will give the bloody Corona® beer brand viral contagion its due. May celebration and blessings rule the livelong days all week. Happy Saint Paddy's, Citizens!
