Friday, March 4

Adam Bombed

England has Paul McCartney, John Lennon, John Bonham, John Paul Jones, John Lydon, John Deacon, Brian May, Brian Jones, Brian Eno, Brian Ferry, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Eric Burdon, Allan Clarke, Graham Nash, Graeme Edge, Justin Hayward, Spencer Davis, Steve Winwood, Jeff Beck, Jeff Lynne, Rod Stewart, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, Peter Frampton, Peter Gabriel, Peter Hook, Pete Townsend, Pete Way, Pete Ham, PJ Harvey, Roger Daltry, Roger Waters, Roger Hodgson, Roger Taylor, Andy Taylor, Andy Powell, Martin Turner, Elton John, John Squire, John Entwistle, John Lodge, John McVie, Christine McVie, Chrissie Hynde, Chris Martin, Elvis Costello, Simon LeBon, David Bowie, David Gilmour, Dave Stewart, Dave Clark, Petula Clark, Dusty Springfield, Dido, Duffy, Adele, Nick Mason, Rick Wright, Richard Thompson, Linda Thompson, Thom York, Tom Evans, Josh Stone, Marianne Faithful, Mick Jagger, Mick Taylor, Mick Jones, Mick Fleetwood, Mick Ronson, Mike Rutherford, Mike Pinder, Mitch Mitchell, Morrissey, Nico, Sade, Lulu, Lemmy, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Noel Redding, Gerry Rafferty, Joe Strummer, Joe Elliott, Johnny Marr, Keith Moon, Keith Relf, Keith Richards, Cliff Richards, Jim McCarty, Roy Wood, Ron Wood, Ronnie Lane, Denny Laine, Sandy Denny, Mary Hopkin, Topper Headon, Tony Iommi, Tony Hicks, Tony Banks, Tony Kaye, K.K. Downing, Glen Tipton, Glen Tilbrook, Bill Bruford, Bill Wyman, Bill Ward, Geezer Butler, Ozzy Osbourne, Greg Lake, Keith Emerson, Carl Palmer, Rick Wakeman, Will Sergeant, Chris Squire, Chris Difford, Jools Holland, Jon Anderson, Steve Howe, Steve Hackett, Steve Jones, Steve Marriott, Stephen Morris, Cat Stevens, Kate Bush, Annie Lennox, Lilly Allen, Amy Winehouse, Shirley Bassy, Shirley Manson, Gordon Sumner, Bernard Sumner, Andy Summers, Stewart Copeland, Robert Palmer, Paul Rodgers, Paul Weller, Paul Simonon, Paul Cook, Paul Carrack, Phil Collins, Phil Collen, Phil Mogg, Ray Davies, Dave Davies, Rick Davies, Graham Parker, Alan Parsons, Robert Fripp, Robert Smith, Rob Halford, Ritchie Blackmore, Ian Gillan, Ian Curtis, Ian McCullough, Ian Brown, Ian Stewart, Al Stewart Barry Gibb, Maurice Gibb, Robin Gibb, Robin Trower, Freddie Mercury, Jack Bruce, Ginger Banker and EC, Eric Clapton. The states have sinewy, song-and-dance softie Adam Latrine. Grinding and falsetto-ing on the telly and other national stages, no less. Bloody hell, America.