A compendium of oddball observation, misinformation, shout-outs, put-downs and pointless harangues from Constable Dooley, uniformed—if altogether uninformed—chronicler of history, society & celebrity
Thursday, June 4
Oh Henery: The Marriage of Henery the Eighth
Let me get this straight, Henery: You got married to the widow next door? She's been married seven times before? And each of the other blokes was named Henery?! She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam? You'll be her eighth old man named Henery! Henery the bloody Eighth? Are you daft, Henery?!