Pissing Contested

Halt! Hold it right there, Young Citizen! While the trajectory and velocity of your urinary stream is impressive, I must insist that you take it under cover of a public latrine or, at the very least, into the bath house pool alongside other, more discreet, kidney relievers and allow the chlorinating agents in the water to do their cleansing work. In the future, be mindful that public nuditity is illegal on my watch, so if you find it necessary to “make water” in order to extinguish an unruly brush or trash can fire, do remember to keep your bathing trunks secured, with your "butt ox" covered, while using the front-facing “fly hole” as a proper exit for your "hosing" assemblage.