Not Bob Marley. Not Zigfield Marley. Not Peter Tosh. Not Jiminy Clifford. Not Finley Quaye.
Not Leland “Snatch” Perry. Not Shabba "The Hut" Ranks. Not Black nor Blue Uhuru.
Not Toots nor one of the bloody Maytals. Not the unwashed bike messenger delivering the medicinals. Not even that grungy, runaway-train yelper who dated actoress jailbird Winona Ryder.
Not by a long shot and/or long, lung-expanding toke.
