Well, as I live and breathe dangerous levels of Corona® branded viral toxicity! If it isn't crime-fighting, knuckle-dragging—long arms of the law—Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, firing up the motor chopper for a breezy ride through the Back 40. Bravo, Citizen Simian! 'Tis a reassuring sight in the midst of the troubling business witnessed 'round the globe in our Internet patrols of late. Can we assume that your same-specied sleuthing associate in the Agency to Prevent Evil (APE)—the honourable Mata Hairy—is following closely behind in a three-wheeled Kawasaki "hog" of her own and you've your sights set squarely on nemesis Baron Von Butcher and the buggerers at the Criminal Headquarterers for Underworld Master Plan (CHUMP)? Bravo, my nimble-fingered, clutchable-toed mate—or rather, primate, haha! Open the throttle and pop a proper "wheelie" like your grandchimp instructed you. Perhaps upon returning to your HQ—of undisclosed location—your Evolution Revolution band can treat the Quaran-Teamed™ Internet massives to a psychedelic romp. Right!
