Lorenzo's Oil

Random Memorandum™ to renegade crimefighter — and Falcon Crest® vineyard scion — Reno Raines: Working undercover to expose corruption in the ranks of uniformed officials is dangerous business. But you, sir, pulled it off with shirtless, oily-abbed aplomb. Your tattooed, rock ‘n roller good looks and motorchopper cred provided the necessary cover, until two of Bay City’s worst badge-carrying scum — Dutch Dixon and Buzzy Burrell — got wise to your ways and deemed to commit the ultimate sin, the murder of a brother lawman. ‘Twas heartbreaking to see your fiancé Valerie Prentice killed in the crossfire, but to see you framed for her murder in front of the reality TV cameras was an insult to deathly injury. Thankfully, native American injun bounty hunter Bobby Sixkiller wasn't buying their pack of lies. Working alongside Chief Sixkiller in the search for Hogg Adams and the rightful clearance of your goodly name has given us hope, as well as a thrilling glimpse inside the world of real-life, hair-extensioned bountymen. Though you’ve been framed for murder and are now an outlaw hunting outlaws, a renegade in the eyes of the legal systemic, you are an inspiration to myself and fellow peacekeepers on all sides of the ponds. GodSpeedo™, Reno Raines.