Well I’ll be an Orangutan's Auntie™! If it isn’t Osage County’s own symmetrically-faced starlet, Julianne Roberts! Let me get a look at you, Pretty — curious-looking — Woman®: Your features are, indeed, in perfect balance, the left
and right sides mirroring one another with curious exactitude! Your dimples, nostrils,
the arc of your eyebrows, those crow thingies around your matched,
level set eyeballs — bloody hell, there’s not an assymetrical bone about you!
level set eyeballs — bloody hell, there’s not an assymetrical bone about you!
Alert the
Academy! I smell an Oscar de la Renta® or something!
