As I Understand It™, today, January 12, is something called "Farm Assist" Day. Seems curiously timed given the inclemency of the season, but who are we to quibble? Strap on your dungarees, hike up your Wellingtons and commence to implemental farm assisting, citizens. (CORRECTION: We're now being told that 'tis, in fact, "Pharmacist Day." The station house regrets the error, but encourages you to support your nation's farm communities by eating food grown in the ground or something. And if you happen upon a white-smocked chemist, give 'em a wink and a smile.)
