Scrub-a-dub-dub, four or five men in a tub!

It might interest one to know that in Scandinavian countries — Denmark, Norway and Sweden, or possibly Iceland, Greenland and Finland, who can tell the bloody difference? — Saturday is called Laugardagur®. The name is derived from the Norse word “laug,” meaning bath, with Laugardagur literally translating to “bath day,” which has me of a mind to extend a doff of the shower cap to my bathhouse mates Hamish, Fergus, Alastair and Rupert (pictured, left to right, large to little). I knew I was in slaphappy company the moment you buggerers dropped the cake soap and, when I bent to retrieve it, plugged a thumb up my bumhole. Happy Laugardagur, Citizen Sudsers! Last titted man to the steam room is a rotten lutefisk!