Halt? Hold it right there, Mr. Christ! I don’t give a rat’s arse who your Father is, a one-fingered salute to Yours Truly Dooley® — a peace-keeping official sworn to serve the citizenry online — is beyond the bloody pale! You may be the only (mis)begotten Son of God® — you may hold rank in the Holy Trinity! — but you will be respectful of the laws — and lawmen — of the digital landscape, and abide by our codes of decency and civility or suffer a fate of virtual confinement! What would your Virgin-esque Mother Mary and non-birth Father Joseph say at such a brazen, profane display? Shame on you, Good Sheperd, which is to say, SheepHerderOfMen™. Shame!
